Friday, July 8, 2022

Politics: The 2021 Golden Gooseberry Award Nominees

I know that some of you are probably expecting the winners of the worst in politics from 2020, but I’m going to do something that will take more time instead so the posts on the winners can come later and more easily later. Anyways, this will cover the year 2021 only.

 

The brainless award: Josh Hawley, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, those who stormed the capitol

 

The heartless award: Josh Hawley, Donald Trump, Andrew Cuomo, Ron DeSantis

 

The cowardly lion award: Devin Nunes

 

The greedy award: Donald Trump

 

The bad manners award: Josh Hawley, those who stormed the capitol, Andrew Cuomo

 

The spoiled award: Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Michael Madigan, Ron Desantis

 

The distraction award: the storming of the capitol

 

Worst lame duck: no nominees

 

Worst non-elected political figure: Mark Meadows, Tucker Carlson, Ben Sharpiro

 

Worst Supreme Court decision: Americans for Prosperity Foundation versus Bonta, Brnovich versus Democratic National Committee, Edwards versus Vannoy, Jones versus Mississippi, Pereida versus Wilkinson, TransUnion LLC versus Ramirez

 

Hall of Shame: the storming of the capitol, the Trump phone call with Raffensberger, any defense of the storming of the capitol

 

Sadly didn’t win: Terry McAfflite

 

Sadly left office: no nominees

 

Worst election winner: Glenn Youngkin

 

The sore loser award: Donald Trump

 

Worst Congressperson: Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar, Mike Bost, Madison Cawthrone, Matt Gaetz

 

Worst US Senator: Mitch McConnell, Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Lindsay Graham

 

Worst Governor: Kristi Noem, Mike Parson, Doug Bergum, Ron Desantis, Greg Abbott, Bill Lee

 

Worst Attorney General: Ken Paxton, Eric Schmidt, Jason Ravnesberg, Mark Brnovich, Leslie Rutledge, Derek Schmidt, Doug Peterson, Herbert Slatery

 

Worst Secretary of State: no nominees

 

Worst State Legislature: Michael Madigan

 

Worst other incumbent politician: no nominees

 

Worst former office holder: Donald Trump, Kelly Loeffler, Mark Meadows, Mike Pence

 

The good riddance award: Donald Trump

 

The dead to me award: Anthony Gonzalez

 

TRAITOR! Award: Josh Hawley, Donald Trump, the sedition caucus

 

Dumbest vote: voting to overturn the results of the election, not voting to impeach or convict Trump, not voting for further covid relief

 

Hypocrisy award: saying the voting to impeach Trump the first time would overturn the results of the election and then voting to overturn the results of the election

 

Anti-Democracy award: the storming of the capitol, the Trump phone call with Raffenburger, the defense of those who stormed the capitol

 

Anti-American award: the storming of the capitol, the votes to overturn the election results, the Trump phone call with Raffenburger

 

Most obvious lie: that the storming of the capitol wasn’t a bad event, that it wasn’t Trump supporters who stormed the capitol, that Pence could overturn the election results

 

Biggest sell-out: Mike Pence, the sedition caucus, Joe Manchin

 

Poodle award: Mike Pence, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley

 

Worst group mentality: those that stormed the capitol, the sedition caucus, those that defend those that stormed the capitol

 

Too little, too late award: only banning Trump from twitter after the storming of the capitol, Kelly Loeffler accepting democracy only after losing reelection, facebook allowing Trump’s lies for so long until the storming of the capitol

 

Worst Democrat: Michael Madigan, Andrew Cuomo, Joe Manchin, Krysten Cinema

 

Worst third party candidate: no nominee

 

Worst Republican: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Josh Hawley, Ron Desantis, Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, Matt Gatez, Kristi Noem, Kevin McCarthy, Donald Trump, Jason Ravensberg

 

Worst politician: Andrew Cuomo, Michael Madigan, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, Matt Gatez, Josh Hawley, Jason Ravensberg, Kristi Noem, Kevin McCarthy

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